I know that Foxpup is the owner, but one of your members asked me about Foxpup Merit Cycling Club Satochip Limited Edition cards.
Oh, you sneaky devil, you.
I won't order anything for privacy reasons, and I know I'm not the only one.
I'm horny and would do anything right now. And I will confess it was my idea to commemorate Foxpup and the Club with a Satochip.
I make the decisions here (such as those decisions are), and I have no interest in authorising any sort of official merchandise. Sorry.
Sorry, my master. I was out of line in doing so and shall accept the whip with bottom bared for a good flogging. T'was Foxpup's generosity and the exclusivity of the campaign that sparked my desire to press the seal of memory into something physical so as to withstand time and dementia. The thought is now out of my depraved mind and my limbs tightly bound to the post. Give it to me good, because I deserve it.