The topic is just an excuse to write more nonsense for the quota.

Quota as in what? Sig campaign quota? OP isn't in one, but it does seem likely he's spoofing us all just to increase his post count and perhaps get some merits in doing so.
Good thing is this little fucker got no merits for his post. Nobody fell for his trap. Gj everybody. Earning merits/raising alts is a serious business.