I'm not saying to compete with Visa, that would never happen, but at least compete with DOGE!!! , doge for god's sake!!!! Doge!!!!!! Fudge!

Exactly what I would do, raise the block limit to kill doge, eth, Solana, trx and every other major altcoin.

But isn't there a non-zero chance that it would just open more opportunities for some entities to send larger payloads of "spam" per block and store them in the Bitcoin blockchain?
Plus Dogecoin and every other major altcoin don't give the same security assurances as Bitcoin. Solana I believe, during the last bull cycle, stopped producing blocks for hours because of network congestion. That should ever happen to Bitcoin.