The funny part is that the girl from the bank asked a lot of stupid questions for approval of the loan, like "for what will you use the computer?". I said "For checking my email." This answer obviously didn't satisfy her and she went on and on, and I was giving the most ridiculous answers I could figure out.

Fuck those nanny state banker cocksuckers!
Should have said "I like my porn in high quality, whats your onlyfans page?".
*as a funny aside in the early 90's I upgraded a buddies computers GPU just for his porn collection.

Nah it's time these modern women are completely invalidated.
Lots of free porn readily available.
Let Only Fools die.