....but I found out every meat you can eat, there is a vegetable substitute that tastes exactly like it...
Do you have any suggested brand names that you think taste good?
In my experience, meat substitutes taste like "fake meat"/too much soy.
The question was not directed at me, but I'd suggest Tofurkey sausages. There's one that is beer-flavoured, and another flavoured with polish spices. Both are great!
The secret to make meat substitutes taste good, is to cook them in a generous amount of olive oil, to mimick the fat and the umami flavour that is found in meat.