What privileges does LoyceV have?
I'm happily married and have healthy kids

I don't think those technically count as privileges but more as blessings or being fortunate (assuming the marriage is good). But what the hell do I know?
So this whole thing is a non-issue, I guess. I was mildly concerned right up until I read FatFork's post and looked at the thread OP linked to, but now that it's pretty clear LoyceV hasn't been granted God-mode status by Theymos in the name of the CIA, the FBI, and all of the alphabet agencies across the globe, can the thread be locked now?