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Topic
Board Economics
Re: How to stay poor!
by
Fortify
on 24/01/2024, 21:34:16 UTC
As a businessman or salary earners here are tips on how to stay poor in life. Grin

1. Spending your money on unnecessary items immediately the money arrives. Trying to prove a point to people by living a standard that is above your pay grade.

2. Live on one source of income. Everyday of our life our responsibilities and challenges keeps piling up accumulating without consideration to our financial capability. The economy and cost of living continue getting worsen. So in order not to be able to beat this piling settle comfortably on a single source of income flow.

3. Become an extremely cheerful giver/lender to friends and family. A wisdom quote I read somewhere said, "if you want to lose your friends and family lend them money".  Keeping doing this and you going to be successfully poor.

4.Learn how not to mind your own business, making every events around you your concern even when it doesn't affect you. It's a nice way to make cool enemies. Etc.


I trust you all get the sarcasm as conveyed.

Well you should definitely be borrowing money at the highest interest rates possible, go to a payday lender or even try to track down a loan shark if you want to see how high they can go. Maybe you also need to find a very expensive, but incredibly bad habit like drugs or something like collecting beanie babies, those cuddly little toys you bought for $250 are definitely going to sell for ten times that amount when everyone else wakes up to the crazy in 5 years. If toys are too small thinking for you, how about buying the best sports car out there that you can afford, but make sure you go for the brand with the least reliability and quickest depreciation time if you want to maximize your negative returns.