Fallacies is all you got, isn't it?
You must be fun at funerals. Or weddings probably too.
Priest: "Speak now or forever hold your peace".
Kruw: "The bride criticized the wallet I'm shilling. And other people have weddings".
Ah, so you know what fallacies are? Then you can recognize this is a strawman:
-In this metaphor, the bride falsely accused the software developer to steal from people that software developer was trying to help.
-Many people do not get married, while literally everyone dies.