Faucets are pretty useless these days which is why I am surprised to see op trying to lure people in through one.
Initially, I felt that he was advertising ridiculous stuff since you cannot bet without losing money in the long-term, but his reasoning made sense thanks to faucet usage which is still useless though for most gamblers. Pointless!
OP is funny and trying to use sweet words to make people to gamble on that gambling site. But it would have been better to come out real that using fake things to do that. Faucets are truly waste of time and people that registered on the site will later prefer to just fund the betting account with money and start gambling. OP also said gambling without losing, which is just not true because faucets are useless. If you check the site, the reward may not be more than $0.0001 per hour faucet.