2 minutes throwing a ball, running a little bit and then jumping on top of each other.
Same time spent showing Taylor Swift in the crowd, the girlfriend of a temper tantrum player who hasn't touched the ball.
56 minutes talking shite, stretching, hanging about, talking in headsets.
Usher dancing like an imbecile clown on roller skates to noise sponsored by Apple preceded by a "relationship warning".
That is the weirdest "sport" I have ever seen, I have to say.

Yeah, it’s weird merkans call it football.
They don’t use a foot to advance a “ball” that ain’t ball shaped.
Then like major league baseball the winning stupor bowl team are “world champions” even though only American teams compete.