I had a lot of fun participating in this last year!
I'll contribute 3 m
BTC to the prize pool.
(I'm not sure I'll be able to participate again this year, but if I do find the time, it'll be on the same basis as last year: a submission with a ton of help from my wife; like I said last time, I'm much better at eating pies than I am at making them, especially without my buxom sous-chef to basically tell me exactly what to do and then let me take all the glory.) 
You would still be edible. (...)
Are we about to eat some
pies, or each other?
