I'm sorry, this style of writing is too amusing to refrain.

Androids and satellites aren't among my interests. Rather a supermutant eight-tentacle megamorphic DNA constructor to increase intelligence of the rest of zoo. And time travel too.

Practical applications of the famous Japanese work titled Quantum Energy Teleportation have a potential to create space-time regions of negative energy. What is your plan of action, if you'll be accidentally creating traversible wormholes?

A beaver knows why hypercomputation is useful, but how do you connect it to qualia, behaviour and decisions?

A question related to intelligence and conscious is free will. Will your androids strictly follow commands or do whatever they want?