JUST IN: First photo of Sam Bankman-Fried in jail at MDC Brooklyn. (December 17, 2023)

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@TiffanyFong_What do you think? Real or staged?
Looks like he's already become the prison gangbang cum bucket bitch.
Nice.
Hate to burst your bubble but that guy on the far right looks like the one making 5k a month making sure Sammy boys cornhole doesn't get turned inside out.
These pieces of shit never pay even when they do get busted.
Maybe his mother could just go in there and have a word with those boys. One return flight from Cali would be much cheaper and she looks tougher than anyone in that photo.

Look at those eyes - black as ink... that mother-fucker isn't real!