That's a lie, you weren't designing Bitcoin back in March 2007, it was Satoshi Nakamoto who was give his precious time for designing and coding of Bitcoin project. Another lie is that Google has the best tools to trade anonymously, Google is known for their tracking tactics and you're saying that they can help out trading Bitcoin anonymously? Whatever you said in the thread is totally false information.

I know Google provides cloud services but I doubt even those are free from tracking elements. When it comes to anonymous trading then Tor with Bisq is the way to go other than that everything is said in order to grab members attention. If you really want to trade Bitcoin anonymously then first make sure  you have Linux installed, and then download Bisq and connect it to tor server then you can trade Bitcoin anonymously.