Patience, young padawan... If you want to "
last longer" you need patience... (do you want to last longer?

) Let's wait for the queen to open ballroom's gates...
(^Gazeta speaking words of wisdom -- or trying to)And absolutely avoid anything in plastic bottles that may make you not last at all.

My personal record is super high, so I am not afraid about that. I have managed to last for approximately 12 seconds 56 milliseconds 2 nanoseconds. I know you won't believe it, but I am telling the truth.