Funny imaginary story.
In reality there is only two scenarios, either Buffet has too much money and too much control (economically and politically speaking) that he doesn't care about what bitcoin has to offer or he has already bought a large amount of bitcoin and has improved his financial sovereignty without letting anyone know now or in the future.
I bet on the first option, I don't see any reason why would he buy Bitcoin, tbh. Also, I don't really understand what's the point of imaginary stories like that, lol.