I was paid 0.5 BTC per month + was allowed to keep anything except the BTC/BCH/BSV/BTG (I think on the BTG, going off memory). I'm sure there's still a bunch of forks at the address I never bothered to claim.
If that was the case, Theymos would not have called you tacky, right?

It is
so wrong that Theymos has paid you 6 btc a year for almost a decade and keeps you a merit source while you steal. Almost as if he feels his Homeland Security buddy can save him from prison.