I didn't see your location in the OP. That might be of some relevance to prospective jobs. I have a job in mind that would require you to leave your house and do about 30 minutes of work. I'd be willing to pay you depending on your location. Drop me a PM if you're interested. I can't promise that it will pay great, but I can promise that it will be a lot of fun. 
Hi buddy. No time for offline ventures at the moment. Nevertheless, I'll announce it when I'm I'm available for yard work. Regards.
That's understandable. Nobody wants to do yard work am I right? More seriously though... I was curious to know if you would be willing to test drive a Tesla Model S (for free) and how much you would charge me for such a thing. I was hoping that maybe you might want to drive a $75,000 car and wouldn't want to charge me too much money for the experience of doing so. No worries though. If you ever do decide to make your location known and want to start doing real tasks, feel free to drop me a line.
Aww... that would have been nice, but life is too precious to take certain risks. I never meet strangers who know I own bitcoins to avoid you know...