@ItsaWhale
All your post in just 2 minutes and some seconds. You are alt account of Alphazet. If you are not an alt of Alphazet, you know each other and both of you are trying to look for ways to earn merits together in an inappropriate way.
I think you got that guy, I also felt something similar about him. The both accounts might be in the hands of the same guy or they might be living in same place and created the thread then replied it within a matter of minutes.
If we look closely at his reply then we can find that it's not possible to write such comprehensive reply within 2 minutes and a few seconds and that's a clear sign that the accounts are managed by the same person. It's not a proper way to earn merits.