Shoot, with the internet being what it is today and bitcoin flying as high as it is, I'd think anyone with a decent amount of satoshis ought to be able to find him/herself a bride fairly easily--probably without having to resort to dark web use, either.  Lol.

I love this shitshow of a thread and wish people would post some of the extreme lameness they come across in their travels through sections like Altcoin/Bitcoin Discussion and the likes.  I could probably find at least one post worthy of enshrining here just by visiting a thread or two on the first page of either one of those sections.  For my sanity's sake, I'm not going to do that.