Only when I've got a direct drive hub attached and am sober and feel like impressing the local crackheads with my vast array of reverse-pedalling bike tricks.

Oh, you meant on the forum and not in real life.  In that case I dropped out of the race to negative infinity earlier this morning, but I give all of y'all two big, fat thumbs up for trying to achieve what could only be achieved in a single 24-hour period over the course of another April 1st. 

We are gettin' these here merits back, right Big Boss?