Lol, why would you sell a currency which will have the only meaning in a world war 3 scenario? Well lets hope your fiat is still accepted as a currency by the end of the week. Government may feel the need to... Print/claim some war insurance.
But but but ..... Fiat money is protected by armies

I've been wondering for a while now: what's with the use of the word "corn" here? Is this where it started?
It's been eerily quiet for a Monday afternoon. Something big's coming.
Time to start popping some corn.