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Oh bollocks. I and sent a merit before doing my Einstein quotes homework. My bad.

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...l. Which is why I have friends that don't eat pork. I just feel sorry for them that they don't get to eat it.
Well you could always invite them for dinner and serve a lovely pork roast and tell them how you slaved over a hot stove for hours
to make it just right. Then in the event they are too polite to refuse to eat it, they'd thoroughly enjoy it. Win win.
I did get one Jewish girl to do that. She liked it.