You did it all wrong, fixes like that are supposed to come with blackmail, what's with all this giving stuff away for free

Clearly you misunderstand the definition of blackmail. Here's help:
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/blackmailSo you're teaching me English now. Presumably because you have some sort of desperate need for approval by strangers on the internet?
I felt sorry for you, and naturally I wanted to help someone less fortunate as I thought it cost me nothing to do so. But it turns out you're right after all. To educate you is to diminish my advantage over you. I won't make that mistake again.
Clearly you are an internet parrot -- and one who will attempt to abruptly change the subject in order to help deflect attention from the fact that he did not properly understand the definition of blackmail after erroneously accusing me of such.