Your stories are so boring... I personally, bought 1 BTC in 2013 also, but didn't hodl. Frankly speaking, $70k is not the sum I really miss.

The true disasspointment is the 32BTC puzzle. This beast allowed lucky AND/OR wise guys to earn dozens of BTC, especially the inventor of kangaroo searcher.
But for me it's only a loss of GPU time during all 5 years.