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You can actually host a basic website on it. I have done a similar project myself before. It is probably powerful enough to handle a hundred visitors at the same time 
The fartwind of a DDOS will crash it.
The fartwind of a DDOS will crash it.A very strong wind probably wasn't even necessary... 100 hits per second is a very low value for a DDOS attack.
Probably a little sneeze would be enough.
Are you implying that you fart with more power than you sneeze? I guess I’m a powerful sneezer… That seems unusual to me.