Why don't you guys believe I am Satoshi?  I am here to give direction to the client and the bitcoin network.  First, we must use 1024-bit encryption to secure the network from Russian hackers.  Next, we must contact Barack Obama to replace the American dollar with Bitcoin.  Finally, I want you to stand up right now and yell, "Bitcoin!!!" at the top of your lungs.  This works best in a cubicle work environment.

Once we accomplish these little things I will give further direction.  Satoshi out!

P.S.  I am Japanese.