One day I was like "Yo, why can't I have a bitcoin wallet in my bitcointalk.org acc?".
There is nothing like this because Satoshi Nakamoto designed Bitcoin to give us private keys and importance of private keys to secure our own funds (bitcoin).
There is a reminder from theymos, one of two current head admins.
Reminder: do not keep your money in online accountsIt will not happen in this forum.