Let me guess, it's conveniently "corrupted", where in fact it's a watch-only wallet of addresses holding five-figure amounts of bitcoins. The screenshot is retouched to pretend, it's a seed based spending wallet. So far, I'm not impressed.

What's next on your agenda? Yadda, yadda, I can't repair it, yadda, yadda, anyone want to buy it?

Now, what boring continuation of your story will you present. I'm slightly curious...