Maybe we are but on a serious note, whether Bitcointalk migrates to an Epochtalk-based forum or not, we shouldn't undermine the importance of having an impenetrable/secure forum ^{[e.g. there are a lot of valuable accounts that need protection from the outside]}.

Some users made the necessary tools to change its theme ^{[use the search feature on the Meta board (I prefer not to vouch, so DYOR)]} and about sorting features, you can refer to "this thread".