I have an idea.

Can we choose another GB administrator? Let's say for 10% fee - that should be an incentive to do the work (review the balances, take care of hosting, pay the dividends, possibly sell the HW), and members will still get more dividends than the current 0. Candidate's ID would have to be verified by a trusted third party. I suggest voting by e-mail so all members know what the majority's decision is.

Any volunteers?

Soniq, are you willing to accept another admin?

Soniq, have you lost your ability to type? I can see you have been logging in to the forum.