So everyone who I know who is a Christian is also worthless scumbag. Christians tend to be extremely angry, hateful, hostile people. Christians are completely and utterly incapable of apologizing for anything because Christians do not know a damn thing about repentance. Christians are often alcoholics or people who just act like they are drunk 24/7. Christians have very low levels of intelligence. If you tell me that you are a Christian, I will just believe that you are a lying immoral scumbag. Jesus hates Christians.
In Christ,
-Joseph Van Name Ph.D.
This reminds me of a great quote from Michael Caine playing Austin Powers' father in one of those Austin Powers movies. This quote echoes in my brain and makes me laugh more often than it should. I believe that's the correct response when someone says something so insanely hypocritical and stupid. That seems to be the case with this thread, so I think it fits perfectly. Enjoy!
“There's only two things I hate in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures and the Dutch.”
― Michael Caine