Not that this is a shitpost
per se, and no offense to the poster, but this could be taken from a forum for breakfast chefs, addressing a user who was warned to stop putting shredded cheese on his waffles.
If he's breaking too many rules, a Parma ban might be the solution but what stops him from creating another account and starting waffling again?

@fillipone how do you feel about this? Culinary masterpiece or brazen abuse of parmesan?