Thank you to everyone who has responded so far.
You all have made interesting points. Like mk4 pointed out, I think the problem is I have a small amount of BTC and the exchange rates are unreasonably high, so a fifty dollar fee stings a bit, just to move currency that I ALREADY PAID FOR ONCE.
Yes, Bitmaz, I meant Crypto dot com. I cannot wait to get away from these infernal CEXes!
I really need to learn how to buy from a non-KYC source.