Poetry!  I like it.
 
Let me assure everyone that Ken is working hard to provide documentation showing how every single satoshi has been used.  One screen shot at a time until the audited report is released.  We're still on schedule and no one has any reason for concern.  We may have lost almost everything, be under 1,000 btc, and owe $6,000,000 in preorder sales, but Ken's target of 500,000 btc by March 2015 isn't lost.  We're mining and ramping up.  Good job Ken!  We'll clear at least 500 btc in May.  How could anyone be concerned? 

Maybe more poetry is needed. 

Can Ken cook a canned hen?
With a can of Coke he can.
Ken can cook a canned hen,
with a can of Coke up it's end.