You can’t guarantee buying bitcoin at this amount, most especially that everyone is waiting for final bull run and so they can’t let their coins just resort into selling them at a regular price. And what you require is a Satoshi text, that’s really odd since Satoshi itself has never existed in the forum for a decade, seems like you are only fooling around trying to see who will fall on your trick. And buying bitcoin at this huge amount is quite unreal for me. Sorry.