Your title is misleading. It should reflect the content. I thought you were part of the mafia, ready to hit anyone for a fee. I know you want to generate attention and interest, but you are not targeting the right client with your title.
You already have a copper account, so why not post sample of your design to attract potential clients?
Hilarious its a playful, play on words... its got 50 views whilst the normal post has 14... It's a powerful example on how important impactful design is.