But that's still a rich wife, you either find a way to convince her OR you start stealing from her wallet every month for your monthly DCA activities.
If she has a large and expensive shoe collection, you could get one pair a month to sell in E-Bay. You could also hire your friends to kidnap you for ransom.

I think this is the wrong approach to this. You are promoting unhealthy and illegal behavior in the marriage.
Stealing and kidnapping are not the answer. IMO building a strong relationship is about trust, good communication, and honesty. If your wife isn't supportive of your investment goals, the right approach is to have healthy conversations with her. Explain your reasons for believing in Bitcoin and the benefits of the long-term plans. If she is a supportive wife she will help out and if she insists on not helping, then you should find another alternative.
Ser before you post something serious, please get the actual context and actually read the reply to my post, and it will definitely be obvious to you that I was joking, and he was joking in return as well.
Plus why would I, or any normal person in the forum, suggest kidnapping yourself and having yourself on ransom, so you yourself can get the money for DCA activities.

I am laughing very hard at the context of how everything played out, and someone elsewhere is being serious about your playful discussion without another fella, trying to convince you of the way to follow without knowing that you are pretty much kidding.
That said, people can misunderstand other people's words without knowing the true context of the words spoken.