Don't let me get you down too much by taking out on you the wrongs of all who came before. Rest assured that any ill done is at most only partly your fault.

My rant wasn't directed at you, it was a reminder to everyone else to not rush to make that suggestion.
I'm told by my developers I can list Bitcoin21x at any listing price. What do you think about if I listed it at $1,549,381.47, 21x the price of Bitcoin's peak? It would be a truly stable coin and possibly merit use as the world's reserve currency, without affecting Bitcoin. It would sit atop Bitcoin on any coin ranking with market cap of $1.5T with only 1M coins. Releasing new blocks at a rate of 21x, it would release 10M coins in 2.3 months, with a market cap of $15T and rule the cryptocurrency world forever. 1 satoshi21x would be worth ~$.02.
There is also the notion of listing Bitcoin21x at, say, $1,000,000,000 ($1 Billion). 1M coin Market Cap $1,000,000,000,000,000,000 ($1 Quadrillion). 1 satoshi21x would be worth $10.
Or $10,000,000? 1 satoshi21x worth $.1?
In your opinion, are any of these a preferable option? There's no way the price would ever drop in a standard pattern. People buying Bitcoin21x in small amounts, placing a large number of orders, locks in the price through supply and demand...