Good lord. Yes, I'm trying to fool you by getting you to delete my derelict account. Are you really that dense?
You can ask forum admins to help you, to delete your account or any request, but if you're trying to fool forum admins and more than that, forum community, damn it looks bad.
I'll either start trolling until the account gets blocked or deleted or I'll sabotage it as suggested above but one way or the other it'll be finished.
You can lock your account by yourself or beg forum admins to lock it for you.
By fooling attempt as you admitted, chance to be approved by forum admins is nearly zero. Because it's special support for you, by forum rules, accounts are no longer be able to delete.
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Admins: can do everything imaginable on the site. They however can't delete their accounts.