Common, guys, why do you think that ALL people arround you are idiots? Why do you think that m0mchil, diablo, jgarzik, puddinpop and others implemented frequent ask rate in their miners? Do you really think that they had not an idea to set it to something longer? They had, but all of them understand that it is bad. You're reinventing wheel. Wheel with four sides.
I have to say that I find your criticism of geebus to be rather over the top and unjustified. I didn't see him calling anyone an idiot and, unless he was, you should not be accusing him of doing so. Are you after a flame war? This is not the place to have one. As the admin of another pool, I think you should be more respectful.
If you think that your example, that 5% of the submitted shares are stale, is realistic, then I would have liked to see an argument to back that up, as the example is irrelevant otherwise. Unfortunately, with your tone and your lack of thorough argumentation, you have rendered any actual point, that may have been contained in your post, pointless.
I would personally request that you refrain from posting inflammatory messages in this thread.