You're lying, I just want to get the definition of Bitcoin, but there are no results after I use forum search. Forum search sucks, better to use google or ninjastic.space, you don't need to wait too long and you high likely will get the information you want.
Saying the OP is lying is not entirely correct either. He may be exaggerating but he isn't outrightly lying.
The search option may not give you exactly what you're looking but is very useful. It works with keywords and key phrases so if you don't use the right keywords, what you're looking for might not show exactly how you want or imagined it might give you something if you get the keyword right.
If all the newbies use the search button before they make topics we won't be having so many repeated topics all the time in the forum.
Also, I looked up that "definition of bitcoin" you talked about and it came up with something. As I said it may not be exactly how you imagined it, but it might come up with something useful.