Will you also be wearing a "I volunteer for a cavity search" shirt when performing this stunt of human ingenuity?
Lol. Hiding your Bitcoin by acting like a drug smuggler.
that's like asking for double the trouble. turning a small crime into a huge one. transporting bitcoin accross the border might be seen as a small crime but doing it in a way that makes it look like you're smuggling drugs? extra dumb. don't pass go, go directly to prison.