Nothing says I am so rich, you have no idea than when you claim that you have stolen $160 worth of crypto that belongs to someone else. In this case, at least, you are only a thief in your dreams. In real life, you are probably also a low-life scum and thief.

Blockchain data is free and public. Feel free to post the TXIDs from satoshi if you want. No one cares.

That's correct because the story is made up and you are lying. But in a similar highly unlikely case where someone were to find a seed collection, those coins don't belong to you and its immoral to take them. Not that a filthy little rat like you would know the difference.