So if you don't already have a gun, buy one (or get smashed to death by a toblerone). Glock is the best life insurance

AFAIK, some countries don't even give out licenses or permits to ordinary citizens who'd like to purchase guns for protection... An easier solution that doesn't involve violence from our side is to have passphrase-protected wallets
[multi-sig setups can also be another alternative].
but there are only so much we can be private when it comes to friends and relative
Exactly and that's actually one of the biggest issues because you usually can't stop them from mentioning it to other people.
So a guy breaks into a home and terrorizes two people, and the only consequences mentioned are six months of unpaid work and a suspended sentence?
From my understanding, they're still not sure if he was one of the three men who did those awful things... So far, he seems to be responsible for trying to exchange those bitcoins into other forms.
- I also disagree with the light sentence (BTW, only the suspended sentence is for six months... The 150 hours of unpaid work equates to roughly 17 days on 8 AM to 5 PM shifts).