Bitcoin-powered ants,
Marching onwards and upwards,
Green dildo machines!

Resistance broken.
Vegeta's tombstone secured.
'Til next year, that is!

Next-level warfare.
Pagers exploding in sync.
Coffee makers too!

The moon looks bigger.
Getting closer to it soon.
Magnesium dreams!

When Phil's off-duty,
Buddius Interruptus!
Nice, vapourminer.

It's all good and well.
You can buy, but do not sell.
Your passphrase, don't tell!

We're all early birds.
Whatever doesn't kill you,
Makes you wealthier!

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