~snipWell.. now you disclose.
Isn't that cheating?
Personally, I would prefer to here what dee homers gots to say.
I have not checked for accuracy but as JJG only gets two entries, I'm going to assume the entire table is BS.

You are going to have to get busy then if you want to make up for the misinformation that "we" ended up receiving.
I was on the fringes of sending uie pooie an s-merit for all of your seeming analytical work, even though it came off as wrong, yet when I heard that a botty potty did most (if not all) of the actual grunt work, my smerit-pushing stiffler se convertio its lil selfie into a noodle... which means that a noodle no doesn't work too well and ends up taking away most, if not all, of the pleasures and:
CCCCCCCCCIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!,
~snip Yeah, I meant to put a reference mark and a footnote but BBcode and tables suck so badly that I gave up trying and then totally forgot about it until I had posted. I just knew somebody was going to call me out on that! You can't get away with anything here

As for what I gots to say, I can't even speak intelligently about the weather. People will say to me, "What a miserable day!" and I'll be like, "Yeah I wish a nice thick fog would roll in! What good is a drizzly day without a nice thick fog you can cut with a knife?! It's like a cake without the icing." and then they'll look at me sideways like I said something wrong and hurry away without another word.