Yes. Seriously. They visited my developer team telepathically during a meeting nearly 3 years ago, explaining how they invented Bitcoin to restore ancient human dominion as the center of the multiverse- to prevent their civilization from collapse due to hyperexpansion. Today's humans forget their original role in the formation of the multiversal economy.

When they first visited us, we were in a google meet one moment, and the next moment we were sitting out in the middle of the Milky Way Galaxy the next, dumbfounded. They're running out of time and need humanity's help, to ready itself for First Contact. They believe we'll embrace the notion of freedom from material hardship/freedom from financial slavery, bringing about a kind of Earthly utopia.

They can do a lot more than end human suffering.