So I sold everything I own in Canada, converted everything to bitcoin, and I'm ready to leave to El Salvador with passport in hand.
Awesome! Best of luck! Oh wait, I forgot I'm reading this in the loan section. There must be more?
But I need more funds, due to a major set back in my personal life which forced me to liquidate most of my funds.
Of course you do. A major setback happened, and now you need money from strangers.
And so I would like to offer you the opportunity to invest in my little venture. So I'll be offering shares of the little El Salvador venture.
You mean the venture you've yet to establish? What kind of guarantees do you offer to those who would like to "invest?"
Each share of $1500 USD will earn you 1% of the company profit, as dividend. To by paid once a year.
1% of what, exactly? You haven't provided any details. So let's break that down; the math say's 1% of a business that earns $20k per year in profit means I'll get $200 per year... That's 8 years before I get my ROI...
To yearn $20k in profit on selling bitcoin you would have to sell at least $400k worth of bitcoin (5.8
BTC at today's value) at 5% markup. Seeing as how you repeatedly claim you're selling at the lowest prices, I imagine you're selling below 5% markup, so you must be selling even more than that.
Let's see some signatures from an address (or addresses) showing you've gone through 5.8
BTC or more in a year's worth of time. Let's see some proof that support your claims.