Stop calling Dogecoin a useless token! It's a cryptocurrency with more usage than Bitcoin, which is just a store of value that will ultimately end up in the hands of governments, corporations and millionaires. Plus, its ridiculous decimal system makes it impractical as a currency. A cup of coffee = 0.000026841 BTC? Come on, this is a absurdcoin.

Dogecoin is the only crypto with with the potential to become global currency on the internet.